| “ | Goddamn kids these days. Fighting elder gods from the infinite depths of those giant vaginas they call Omni-Clusters. Back in my day, these things were just fiction! | ” |
–Boozen lamenting the drastic changes of his era. | ||
Boozen Merik is a minor character in the Boring Ageneric Fanverse of Something-verse Over 9000. He is a Hungarian immigrant who moved to Japan. An average-looking old man who only desires stability and order in his life. He is also Nibui's grandfather.
Appearance[]
Boozen Merik is a tall old man. He wears an old-fashioned shirt and brown pants. It was said that once he had a beautiful beard. Sometimes, he also dons a hat.
Personality[]
Boozen mostly sticks to his roots and is unable to accept massive changes. The chaotic state of the Multiverse tortures his simple mind, making him very depressed. His only saving grace is his Japanese wife and his grandson, who go on to live a casual and simple life. He says it makes them closer than any family of the Senseless Era.
The guy is a big boomer, okay. He's a good boomer, tho.
History[]
Boozen Merik was born in Hungary in the year *^%$. After graduating at an international language university, he moved to Japan and married a Japanese. Upon the birth of his children, a son and a daughter, the multi-dimensional crisis happened and after that things were never the same.
While the little girl opted for a normal way of life, the son became something close to a modern superhero who obtained magical powers like almost everybody else. However, during one of his many personal expiditions, the son became lost and no contact could be made.
Boozen desperately searched for him, but found no traces of his son. During his search, Boozen became lost in several void rifts between the infinite intertwining space-time continiuum. There, he met Hijo Omodatsu, who helped him recollect the remaining essence of his son. Turns out, the fella was devoured by a corrupt Omni-God.
Hijo created a magical book from the son's remains and gave it to Boozen as a 'gift for his interesting presence', before pushing him back into his side of reality. Boozen stood there, weeping in sorrow, one hand holding the book, while the other was wiping away the tears.
Powers & Abilities[]
Boozen has no special physical attributes and was never gifted with anything upon work, except strong will and mechanic skills. The Book of the Son (which was the aforementioned magic book above) allows him to do some crazy stuff, however.
The Tale of Mr. Nevetes - The first chapter of the Son's Book. If read outloud, in Hungarian, it shall make almost anyone up to the weakest of the 10 Mary Sues die slowly from excessive laughter.
The Tale of Mr. Méreg - The second chapter of the Son's Book. If read outloud, it shall make almost anyone die slowly from a lethal poison.
The Tale of Mr. Amnézia - The third chapter of the Son's Book. If read outloud, it shall make almost anyone forget everything and slowly die from omni-efficent reduction of brain activity.
The Tale of Mr. Uzemzavar - The final chapter of the Son's Book. If read outloud, it shall make almost anyone die slowly from internal decomposition.
The Tale of Mr. Kedvasag - The epilogue of the Son's Book. If read outloud from beginning to end, it shall undo any of the book's effects, even if the person has already died. If read outloud in reverse though, it shall amplify them to an insane degree.