Thread:WarriorMan199456/@comment-32027406-20170821041219

You too, buddy.

The rules are simple: state the name of your couple: ( [Name] x [Name]) and then answer the follows as what they'd do:

(James Bradley x Karina Markovic/Claire Bradley)
 * Who is louder?: James, because he likes to f**k with abandon.
 * Who is more experimental?: James, because Claire is too tame.
 * Who takes more risks?: James, because they don't do protection ( Claire doesn't believe in protection because of Christianity, and James doesn't really care either way )
 * Do they fuck or make love?: They make love. Claire doesn't allow lust-charged sex.
 * Lights on or off?: Doesn't really matter.
 * Who is more likely to be caught playing the single-note trombone(iykwim)?: James; jerks off all the time.
 * Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?: Neither. They're straight as ironed shirts.
 * Who comes first?: James. Dat boy loves filling up his wife.
 * Who is better at oral and who prefers it?: James is better at it, and he prefers getting blown off by his wife.
 * Who is more submissive?: Claire. Her sexual inexperience and Christian purity makes her like this.
 * Who usually initiates things?: James. Again, Claire's aversion towards sex and Christian purity makes her like this.
 * Who is more sensitive?: Claire. Again, a matter of character.
 * Who has the most patience?: James; being willing to put up with Claire's prudishness and innocence.
 * Which kinks do they share?: Claire has few kinks in comparison to James' many, but they do share this-  they enjoy having sex while random national anthems are playing in the background. 