Thread:Mirrordeath/@comment-32173693-20170717190929/@comment-32027406-20170720153914

"Aiiyaahhhh," said the voice of Helel, who had just popped into the room, accompanied warily by the other remaining Archangels- Sandalphon, Metatron, Raguel, Ramiel, and Raziel. "Why do you have to be so emo, Sariel? Just because Daddy made you go kill all the kids o'Egypt doesn't mean that you gotta take out your frustration on everyone and everything... Or are you right to do so? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is she right to be mad at God? The answer, YES! At last someone gets it! That Devils aren't meant to be played with. That transuniversal alliances aren't supposed to be made. Cohen Lucifer was right, y'know. All these universes are so, so, crappy. Overpoweredness? Check. Okay, scratch that. We the Archangels are mighty too. But bland character molds? A blatant upright morality? Clear Mormon author favoritism? That overpowered Godzilla reject? This fake version of Mormon Dad?" The God of Devils laughed. "We have ourselves a serious infestation of the Mary Sues! Now, I'm no Cohen, because he's better than me at this- don't forget, I've been cut apart for nearly a thousand years, so I'm not good at speaking as I used to be, but still... Why should we ally with these morons? I'd rather go and make friends with Ichijou Tsukino, Berolina Gremory, and of course, that great man, Cohen Lucifer! At least they're more well-developed than you lot anyway. But why listen to me? I'm the Devil!" But then the Archangel's voice dropped. "But sometimes, the brat that cries wolf actually is crying wolf. So choose carefully. You never know what anyone can be up to." Then Satan disappeared, back to exploring the vast quantities of the Universe.