Thread:Demonicjester01/@comment-26087580-20170919154838/@comment-28884330-20170919183840

Aslatiel:

- How to Win an Argument when You Know You Are Wrong.

- How to Overcome Adversity.

- How to Develop Common Sense. (Much necessary for, uh, 96% of MCs)

- How to Feel a Guy's Muscle Without Looking Gay. (for science)

- How to Spend 15 Hours in Bed Without Getting Up.

- How to Recognize when I'm Getting Argumentative.

- How to Meet Chinese Girls in a Self Improving, Non Creepy Way. (Like everyone! Right? Right!?)

- How to Act Shy So People Think You Are Cool and You Will Be The Best. (Yeaaahh....)

- How to Feel Your Feelings.

- How to Not Hear Voices.

Lucina:

- How to Use the Internet.

- How to Become a Master in Yahoo! Answers.

- How to Let Your Parents Know That You Hate Your Computer. (Parents replaced)

- How to Give Passive Aggressive Gifts for Christmas.

- How to Get Pregnant.

- How to Raise a Child.

- How to Click a Computer Mouse.

- How to Accept That Your Computer is Slow.

Sylvia:

- How to Convert An Hetero Girl. (For Girls)

- How to Overcome Anxiety Naturally With Foods.

- How to Not Hear Voices.

- How to Get Your Family to Be Naked. (only older sister required)

- How to Avoid Becoming a Sexual Predator.

- How to Keep Your Thoughts Inside Your Head.

- How to Spell a Difficult Word.

- How to Fight With a Stick.

Asura:

- How to clap your hands. (>Looks at right arm stump. > cries)

- How to take a shower. (Stumpy's soapy misadventures)

- How to clean your dishwasher with Kool Aid.

- How to meet Chinese Girls in a Self Improving, Non Creepy Way.

- How to Put a Glove On. (Problems of good ol' Leftie)

- How to Fight with a Stick.

- How to Get a Sixth Grade Girl to Notice You. (Nothing like Hikaru Genji)

- How to Raise a Child. (Hope shan't be lost)

- How to Act Like You Care.

- How to Be Random.